Demi-God

I’m the American Aristotle, My logic rival’s the Bible

Philly’s Philosophical Americano model

Second Coming of the Grandfather, here’s my tabernacle.

I’m holding all the power, everybody’s golden idol,

My followers the Fathers, yep 56 disciples

Got a posse of Apostles, and my title runs for miles

I’m a printer, a writer, diplomatically delightful,

Inventor, leader, Educator, now everybody smile

Sharper than a knife, but I sharpen minds like a file

The Doctor’s gotta scalpel, opening minds. I make em mindful

The Chosen One, I’m pour that pure cure out from my vial,

This that good stuff, Enlightening in mother fluffing bottle

It’s chosen by the Gods, here’s the hour of my arrival

The free worlds on fire, Lady Liberty defiled

I’ll revise my book, autobiographical revival

Spit recite my dissertation why I’m a Demi-God bro

Do you have it? Did I go too fast?

Do you have it? Did I go too fast?

Nah I’m just getting started, I gotta bring ya back to the past

To how I took over, and how my legacy could last

This is why I’m hot, I just have to say

I wasn’t old, bald, and fat always

See back in the day, I was real athletic,

Chalk white ginger, yep, I was red-headed

I’d rumble with  apprentices of other tradesman

And kick em when they’re down on the ground as an exclamation

Point, see this boy Young Ben’s such a little prodigy

Top notch scholarly, gosh pop’s proud of me

Skipping grades quick, putting clinics on these fools

I’m so hot, haha get me to the pool

I learned how to swim, taught the styles to myself

Hell, i invented swimming flippers when I was twelve

Straight facts, I saw ducks paddling with webbed feet,

Made wooden paddles for my hands, made a technique

Simple thing, my design so plain

Yet I’m in the international swimming hall of fame, dang!

And that’s why I’m hot