The Thesis (G.W.U.P.)

Logic Logic, Homie just stop it,

everybody knows God wants us to party,

I’m about to go deist in this mother

I’m about to go deist in this mother

Logic Logic, Bro I got it,

everybody knows God wants us to party,

I’m about to go deist in this mother

I’m about to go deist in this mother

So I’m rocking as I’m walking down the block so cocky

This Philly road I’m stepping over is oh so rocky

Confidence soaring, my god it’s alarming,

Awesome astronomer reaching for the stars and

In. Aww yea… I’m going all in

The web I weave will leave Peter Parker in awe, Get

in the right cliques, through business and pleasure

met some investors, my network plots my net worth

Impressed everybody the Governor liked me

He read my writing and said “please write for me?”

He said “Be my printer,” I said “Uh, yes!”

I got sent to London with his credit and promise

Turns out his credit? Worthless. He ain’t got it

Now I’m stuck in London, no money, no conscience

I’m puffing on that logic

Got a job and money flauntin I am rolling up in London,

Knowing God wants us to party

I’m feeling so Enlightened

Working daily partying nightly and

I’m back at work next morning,

Deist preaching God wants us to party

So here’s my argument, see if you feel me

As a Deist I believe there’s one supreme being

This supreme being turned on everything,

And used reason to keep things spinning

That supreme being could be a he or she

Or more likely it looks nothing like what we think

We’re not on that level, it’s above our degree

That’s why we’ll never know, we can just believe

We’re discovering, uncovering God’s creations

But the Church is acting like we’re made by satan

Enraged at our revelations, aided by education

Raison displaced their ways of manipulation

Take the act of sin. Not a thing, my friend

Everything in the world is how God planned

Everything I do, is all God’s intent,

That means that I can’t sin, All i do is WIN

If I can reason it, then I got no fear,

I follow the Golden Rule, so why would God care

If spent all my money drinking at the theater

Partying all night, raising my glass in the air

Toast to a good life, toast to our progress

Here’s to the enlightenments prophets of logic

I met many great thinkers, met many deists

19 year old writing my own Deist thesis

Arguing in my treatise, we shouldn’t think of sin

The only thing that we need to live by is reason

So throw out all the notions of these religious morals

And just use reason to keep your self in order

Oh the Deist life is spiritual luxury

I can reason anything, leaving me guilt free

Then I began to see, and notice some trends

Amongst some of my fellow Deistic friends

I always said beer is proof that god wants us happy

blinded by my logic I didn’t see the patterns happening

All my friends became booze hounds, good for nothings

Partyin hard, hardly working, losing all their money

So now they go to me, looking for a loan of credit

I give on credit, so now they’re indebted

To me, but they never seem to pay back my debt and

When I go to get it, they tell me forget it

See they reasoned to me, they owe me nothing

And now I realized something, humans get corrupted

When they have nothing to check them on their ethics

Reason only works if you believe in being selfless

But they didn’t get it, they were obnoxious,

Lazy asses hazy on that logic

Human nature ruins yet another thing

We might need religion to lead us in a creed

If it provides you with the ways to be good,

If “God’s word” is the way its understood

Shoulda, woulda, coulda but you didn’t start sinning

Then I’ll step back and I’ll support religion

Logic, logic, I guess I gotta stop it,

Maybe organized religion could be a Godsend

I’m gonna still go Deist in this mother

But I’ma let religion lead the others

God wants us partyin,

God’s wants us happy, man

Treat each other lovingly,

And throw back that sacrament