Riddlin’

My skills so ill that it’ll kill all ages,

You best be courageous, cause my spits is contagious

Its so advantageous, not ADVENTITIOUS

That I made an assignment where I get to murder you biscuits

You’re sitting there simmering, miserably COMMISERATING,

You’re anger’s FERMENTATING into straight ABOMINATING

You’ll sit here PECULATING all the rhymes that I’m creating,

I ain’t speculating by sayin, your cheaply imitating,

Never duplicating, though unknowingly EXPIATING

You’re rapping my vocab, so that’s INADVERTENT ACCULTURATING

And you’ve done what I wanted, so congrats I win,

I got you studyin, and I win the crown again

Your VITRIOLIC PROCLIVITY’S not giving me remorse,

I told stop being mean I ENJOINED you from this course

But you kids got that attitude, can’t handle your stress,

Your rhymes so TENUOUS, moving your pencil’s strenuous

So trust me, I ain’t afraid that your song gon drop,

But I got SANGFROID cause your song gon flop

I’m algebraic the way I’m so formulaic, you can’t hold me, yo

No equating, Your skill is NOMINAL, my skills in polynomial

My function’s coefficient multiplying into new editions,

I make laws, so watch your CIRCUITOUS SEDITION,

You never should chose to come at me, but you’ll never listen

Next time I ask “you wanna go?” stick with NONCOMMITTAL indecision

Try to WHEEDLE like a needle, moving quick with precision

This’ll expedite the process, and make for better conditions,

Cause in this game, it’s all about allegiances you be makin

You know how I know that? I’m B. Franklin

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