Ben Franklin for President

Jan 17

Written By Chris Kuncio

Benjamin, Benjamin Franklin For President

Screw your business, and your gaudy ass tower

I’m OPULENT with riches, now you lookin DOUR

Benjamin, Benjamin Franklin For President

Common sense is gone, and everybody’s TENTATIVE

The Docta’s here and bout to give dis bitch his medicine

(Verse 1)

Is Ben Franklin back? Dawg I was never gone

Now this DEMAGOGUE will feel the wrath of a Demi-God!

Oh My God its Donald Trump! Dum da dum dum

Everyone knows that this chump is just a dumb punk

Ha. But it ain’t even funny, sonny

Imagine if you had this dude’s mug up on your money (Ugh)

Take that orange face to the bank and your bank's f—-ed

What did you expect, though, he’s four times bankrupt?

I’m the way to wealth, check my health, dawg, I’m damn strong

I’m a pimp Donnie, I knew your 12th great Grand-Mom…

Let me INTIMATE me and your 12th great was intimate...

To REITERATE, me and your 12th great was intimate...

(Chorus)

Benjamin, Benjamin Franklin For President

You want a representative that’s better than there’s ever been?

Heres some evidence, I’m worth 50 Jeffersons!

(Verse 2)

White supremacists find you worth investing in

Violence at your rallies is testament to this sentiment

Ain’t no settlement, I’m rendering this fool irrelevant

Go get Teddy Roosevelt, I’m about to hunt this elephant

Let’s start talkin bout your policies

George Orwell could identify some commonalities

With them dictators like Mussolini and even Stalin

Everyone is GAPING shouting “Stop!” but you're STOLID

See this ain’t a debate bout limited government

I’m a moderate, Democratic-Republican

But I watch WARILY and this dude merrily,

Insults minorities by talkin bout them scarily

"Build up a wall! Kick out the Mexicans!"

"Keep out the Muslims, cause they’re connected to terrorists,"

"The president’s from Kenya, I got his birth certificate,"

"Ban any reporter that’s a critics, they’re just a worthless pig,"

This guy tries to hide behind his lies and his JIBES

Disguising like he’s wise, but we all know that it’s a GUISE

It’s a pity if this INSIDIOUS ridiculous, hideous

Hypocrite, is half as shitty as we think he is

I'm the guy thats undeniably PLIABLE and reliable

Inspirable, compromising, yea I’m that bol

You holding onto every word that I’m sayin?

I know your wife could REITERATE straight VERBATIM

Our country’s democracy is so ADULTERATED

It’s a sad day when legislators ain’t educated

I’m DEPLOYING all the Founders, now you terminated

I’m a verbal assassin, first degree premeditated

So now I’m fired up, leaving the country inspired

Trump, you’re not fired, you’re just not hired

If you step to B.F., you’ll be left BEREFT

AMBIDEXTEROUS with my checks, check my right and three lefts

Your hair is UNKEMPT, it makes you look demented

No FORTITUDE to it, it should be AUGMENTED

Your policy is talk loud, and wave a fake stick

Oh by the way, hey KKK, eat a D——

Benjamin, Benjamin Franklin For President

I roasted Donald Trump, like Comedy Central did

Go to bed kid, and f—- the white supremacists

Chris Kuncio

Ben Franklin for President

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