Word Cannon
Howdy doodie, little puppets, Mr. Nonymous about to blurt them words like a (Cannon)
Opposing all of the folks who chose to support the policies of Steven Bannon
So if we’re gonna start this right, I’ma start this correct
I’ll redirect the perceptions of these quote un quote “Best”"
I’ll depress whose next, I won’t rest ‘til you confess
You wouldn’t say you were the best, even if you guess,
See this is English class, AKA “the lit”
Poetic laureates and quick witted literates, we “Lit”
It’s just all them drop-outs in the streets, they find me scary
I’m an educator, a gangsta’s biggest ADVERSARY
My vocabulary will make all the haters need a SANCTUARY
No debating necessary, word murder CULPRIT, it’s the RED HERRING,
Hairy Harry Potter, make this verse Avada Kedavra’ed
Then pocket dollars like that author
Call me J.K. Bro-ling, I’m JK bro, leave me alone
Can’t you see that I’m Bro-lling
English teacher rolling, hustling these words
Call me Fat Albert Copone, man Dr. Dre meets Dr. Franklin
I’m calling all you youngens in the street get back to class
AMASS in fast, or I’ll figuratively whoop your asssssk
Me a question, I’ll MANIPULATE these ABCs
Don’t be Dejected with Ease
Get them Fs then become a G
With that heart H,
Sorry I meant heart-ache with a hard “H”
I JK Bro-ling, hit an L, MNOPing,
I put the “pun” in punishing
Don’t know bout funny bones, but I got an “Iron-knee”
You going to hate me but I’m gonna teach
I know I rambled and I hate to make it an ALIENATION
But the only that’d take me is an alien nation
Brace for invasion I’m a Spartan, my class the hardest
Put artist in smartest, the Czar in bizarrest
An ARTIFICE of turning garbage spits in knowledge
Regardless if its artificial art in part ‘cause its part-fiction
Your hard-thinking has started and now you’re gonna listen
Your heart’s wishing for just a little REVISION
You’re so IMMERSED in this verse getting COERCED
Into learning some words cause it works. Damn this nerd’s the worst.
DIVERSE in the ways that he can amaze, man
Neighborhood Word-Dealer, I’ll make you crave them
If you ain’t brave, you’re CRAVEN
I could keep rapping on this beat for days, man…
But I won’t